Irishdevil, 56

pig in WASP clothing This is an unconventional want list. If you are cool with a few abstract, random statements please read on.

You wear a fresh suit and a starched shirt everyday. Your shoes always shine. Your tie is the perfect match.
I wear sweaters over my oxfords so I don’t have to iron them. If I’m in a rush I’ll wear yesterdays underwear. I can’t tell navy from black.

You adore your nine to five. Mine is a means to pay for my school career.

Money is not a motivating factor for you; though you love to spend it.

It gives you some sort of pleasure to hear me turn into a 16 year old girl when I’m on the phone with my friend.

You are a professional and you are capable of making fast educated decisions.

I am an artist; I need to look at a situation from all sides and perspectives, ponder it for a long time and still make the wrong decision.

You must have a square meal every night/I’m happy with Ramen.

I can make any plant bloom and that impresses you.

When I see you from the corner of my eye; I catch you staring at me.

You get excited at your desk while at work when you think of me. Sometimes this motivates you to call me and tell me about it.

We are best friends and we finish each others sentences.

If any of this made you chuckle that was really my intent. Please look at most of these statements as metaphors.

I am masculine, educated, intricate, fun and many more adjectives.