Slbfds, 62

Distracted by shiny objects and sudden movement... Ye GODS! I hate this part! "About me" blech! Damn, well I guess I have to write something... "something"... Oh? That won't do? Pushy wenches aren't we! *sigh* FINE!...
I'm a 47 y.o. professional cynic with a degree in Network Administration who works as a seasonal employee for the leading tax preparation company in technical support. As a tech guru I'm often asked for help with computer problems by anyone who finds out what I do for a living... please don't. Most often it's PEBKAC. For non-nerds that's "problem exists between keyboard and chair".
Before I became a tinsel-techie (that's an old drag queen with technological tendencies... take that as you wish) I spent 25 years as a cosmetologist. Read: lots of accumulated brain damage from inhaling perm fumes and hairspray. I loved it, and still do, but after a quarter-century my back said "BULLSH*T!" and I was forced to retire.
Oh... about the "old drag queen" quip. Yup! I am. Deal with it... or don't. It's up to you. But if you can't deal with it, don't bother me. I've been in one form of theatre or another since the age of 7, and drag - the second-oldest form of theatre after pantomime - has been part of it for 30 years. But enough about me... HA! Fooled ya! Here's more about me...
I'm told I have to say something about what I'm looking for. Hmmm... Species: human. Ethnicity: that would be nice, a little of that for everyone please. Personally, I don't care what color your skin is - it's what it contains that matters. Age: yeah, I have one. What's it to ya? OH!, you mean HIS! Don't care but I'd prefer not to be accused of cradle-robbing or . It's how old you act, not how old IS your act. Must be POZ - tried sero-mixed. Nuf sed! If you're just as comfy in your skin as I am, we have a chance. If not, the door is that way. If you think you can blast me out of my shorts, and make me wonder how did I get so damned lucky you're marriage material.
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