Timus86, 39

-) DEAR SANTA,

HOW ARE YOU AND MRS. CLAUS? FINE I HOPE. I HAVE BEEN SOOO VERY GOOD THIS YEAR (DAMN IT!). MY LIFE IS PRETTY GOOD TWO SO PLEASE BRING ME A MAN TO SHARE IT WITH FOREVER. I PROMISE TO TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF HIM AND NOT LEAVE HIM OUT IN THE RAIN. PLEASE BRING ME A GOOD LOOKIN' ONE with YELLOW, BLACK, RED OR BROWN HAIR, GOSH DARN IT EVEN A BALD ONE WILL DO. AND OH YEAH, HE'S GOTTA BE SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR MORE THAN A LONG DISTANCE BOOTY CALL CAUSE I’M A GOOD BOY JUST LIKE I SAID.